Thursday, July 19, 2007

Oooh, Mary!: Uncorked Ted Allen Boards Another Queen, Reveals He Has a Ticklish Mouth

Possums, Southern California fans of adorably bespectacled gay cannibal Ted Allen, the man most likely to own the LP of "The George Sanders Touch: Songs for the Lovely Lady" (we can think of no higher compliment), are in for a treat.

We have been informed that Ted will be aboard the Queen Mary in Long Beach, California, on Saturday, August 11, as part of the "Crush in the City" Wine Festival.

Once aboard the old queen, Ted will "serve[...] his favorite dishes and unveil[...] what tickles his taste buds."

So get your tickets, possums, and if you do go, take a few snaps and send them our way.

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