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Showing posts with label New Zealand Has 45 Million Sheep. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Zealand Has 45 Million Sheep. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Buh-Bye Black Sheep: Mark Simmons Confirms That the Kiwi Is Indeed a Flightless Bird



Posted by Charlus at 9:11 PM 5 comments
Labels: A Kiwi We Could Spoon, Elimination, Mark Simmons, New Zealand Has 45 Million Sheep

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Mary, Er, Self-Avowed “Metrosexual,” Had a Little Lamb


Posted by Charlus at 11:03 AM 2 comments
Labels: Mark Simmons, New Zealand Has 45 Million Sheep, Photoessay, Ryan Scott, Sheep Shagger

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Mark Simmons Baa-ck on Top After Winning Quickfire Challenge



Posted by Charlus at 8:06 PM 1 comments
Labels: A Kiwi We Could Spoon, Golden Fleece, Mark Simmons, New Zealand Has 45 Million Sheep
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