Thursday, November 23, 2006

Miss XaXa's (Heartbroken) Second Reaction: Lettuce Entertain You

Oh, Carlitos, as Elia would say, please, please, please say it ain’t so!

Carlos, Carlos, Carlos, how can you ever show your beautiful face again anywhere near South Beach!?!

Seriously, if a gay man can’t deliver an acceptable tossed salad, we might as well throw in the towel, all of us...and...pack...our...knives...and...go!

After all this, will they even let you back in?

But that’s all right. You can always, and I mean always, put a chipotle pepper and queso fresco in my salad........

I will miss you! If I didn’t already wear black, I’d start wearing it in mourning. See you in the FTL!

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