Thursday, November 16, 2006
We're just wondering--were Padma Lakshmi and Chef Michelle Bernstein classmates at Miss Ernestina Thesiger's School of Deportment for Young Ladies? Though, to be precise, in the second picture, Chef Bernstein's posture doesn't seem so much a product of training and decorum as a precautionary measure to catch her breasts should they droop any farther. May we suggest a bra? It's the only way to ensure that one's sweetbreads are kept, in the words of Nancy Grace, locked and loaded.
But the ladies weren't the only ones suffering from Contagious Posturing Syndrome (CPS), as becomes clear in this photograph.We'll keep our eyes peeled in further episodes for signs that CPS is spreading.