Thanks to the intrepid Miss XaXa, who traipsed from Georgia to Oakdale, California, for a take-out tri-tip dinner this very afternoon, we are now in possession of a take-out menu from Feed the People, autographed by Josette Eber herself, Mia Gaines-Alt (click on the photo to view it in all its engorged pink glory).
Of course, the headline is a little misleading. Mia doesn't actually know that we call her Josette Eber, so she can't really forgive us. But what do you expect from us?
A full report from Miss XaXa on the experience, and whether the tri-tip is any good (plus photos!) will follow.
You'll have to forgive us. We're not used to being gushy, and we may well have burst a blood vessel or two. We must go take a little laudanum and lie down in a cork-lined, darkened room, and ponder whether this means that we'll have to stop calling her Josette Eber....