Monday, January 22, 2007

Ilan Hall Photo Diary: Is That Stubble or Is That a Beard?

Photos from Ilan Hall's Bravo photo diary. The captions are (presumably) by Ilan himself. We'll leave the editorial comments to you, possums.

"With my Woman
My girlfriend, Carolina."

"Buying Shorts
Pink proves that I'm real gangsta. "

I'm not fond of clothing. "


Anonymous said...

Possible Spoiler:
Look away if you do not want to see it.

ShamrockJulie at TWOP forum says:
I found ad today at the site and it features Sam in 2 of the pictures. One he is doing his "Superchef" pose and the other is shown cooking. Strange that they would feature him so much. It is odd that they would feature one chef over the other before the winner is announced.

What do you think?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, the link is too long. Use this link, page 29 near the bottom of the page.

The forum is Top Chef General Gabbery, 11 Herbs and Spices, Spoilers

Anonymous said...

If he's a compulsive masturbator, like Marcel says, I gotta wonder if his knuckles are as hairy as the rest of him.

So pink makes you gangsta, huh? That's what Perez Hilton says. And the pink bandanna? Awesome, bro. Definitely works for you. You look tickled pink, man.

kbryna said...

the "girl" is not as pretty as i expected....despite being a total prick (oh, how it hurts me to write that), ilan is pretty hot. i would have thought he'd do better (how shallow am I!).

but seriously, i thought the boy was gay from day one.

merpearl said...

Speaking of Sam, I think his photo diary might be gayer than Ilan's. Just so he doesn't feel left out.

hughman said...

Pic 1 - "Her stage name is Carolina Blowannamirrah. She does a fierce Shakira."

Pic 2 - "And at last year's parade, I grabbed the baton twirler right here. In his gangsta bits."

Pic 3 - "Hello Mary, it's me Rhoda. My sista Brenda is here and we need help with our foam."

Anonymous said...

Here's something funny from a Marcel interview in the Las Vegas Sun:

"Strangely, during a phone interview Friday morning [Marcel] Vigneron says he still gets phone calls from [Ilan] Hall. 'He has been calling me every day. He wished me a merry Christmas and says he's just checking in. (But) I haven't returned any, because he was such a (jerk) on the show.'"

It's not enough that he had to be a complete jackass to Marcel on the show. Ilan is stalking him now!

Link to article

Jullesdelight said...

Carolina, carry yourself away (run! don't walk!) from the vertical stripes!

Anonymous said...

"the "girl" is not as pretty as i expected"

How can you even tell? The picture is so small. She looks fine from far away, I guess, but most people do.

wardo said...

"With my Woman
My girlfriend, Carolina."

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new Spice Rack.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice Ilan sticking his fist in his mouth during the "High steaks" episode? What is he doing?

angel ramirez said...

i think hes super hot and his gf isnt that good so youre sayin theres a chance haha