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6 comments:
Ilan's obsession with Marcel is beyond transparent. Between last week and this week, you can tell that he totally wants to pop Marcel's cherry, in every way possible, with every pun intended.
He couldn't foam! Talk about sharing one's inadequacies with the world.
Poor Ilan. So transparent. I liked him better when he seemed the strong, silent, and capable type.
I liked Ilan...ah that's right, I never really liked him. :-)
Lord help me (and not being religious, that's a lot of help), but Marcel is starting to look kind of hot.
*cowers in a corner in fetal position and sucks thumb*
now that ilan has become a second grade bully he is completely unattractive. marcel is far more professional and is much more attractive for it.
Of course, we're all being manipulated by the show's writers and editors. Marcel is rising in my estimation, only because he's able to concentrate even while the others are ragging on him.
As for the Devo tag, I think you meant "Whippin' It with Ilan Hall." Anyway, enjoyed the visual symmetry of the show's consummate tool holding a tool.
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