Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Burly Gay Men of America Wish Thomas Patrick Colicchio* a Happy 45th Bearthday

That's one hell of a birthday spanking coming your way, Tommy Bear. With 45 blows to deliver, Padma may just have to get herself a new wooden spoon.**




* Thomas Patrick?!?! If it weren't for that "Colicchio" we'd never believe that he wants his mother's red sauce as his last meal.

**Though it is the Feast of the Assumption, we're not assuming anything untoward; we're just referring to Padma's habit of spanking Tom with a wooden spoon during Bravo promos.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

bears... 45 blows... =)

Giulia said...

"*Thomas Patrick?!?! If it weren't for that "Colicchio" we'd never believe that he wants his mother's red sauce as his last meal."

"Tommaso Patrizio," at the very least, please!

Anonymous said...

Tom is 1/2 Irish! So his mother must have learned to make that marinara sauce. His father is Italian American.