Monday, September 10, 2007

Amuse-Biatch Heterosexual Monday: Equal-Opportunity Objectification

What, you may ask, possums, does the world's number-one soccer player, Portugal's own Cristiano Ronaldo, have to do with the world of food?

To this, we have one thing to say: Just try finding a picture of a male chef or food-world professional with his shirt off. Just try.

To this, Miss XaXa has one thing to say: "Who doesn't know just how good Portuguese sausage can be?"

She means, of course, linguiƧa. "Besides, look at those summer melons."



Anonymous said...

Alright - What wiseguy spilled the blue paint?

SGLC said...

Does the lightning mean that Padma was electrocuted? Because that's the only explanation I can think of for her hair.

Marius said...

God, Cristiano Ronaldo is so HOT! I love Iberian men.

Anonymous said...

You wouldn't have any trouble finding topless pics of Gordon Ramsay. He's shirtless in nearly every episode of his BBC run of Kitchen Nightmares programs.