Monday, March 31, 2008

Dancing Queen: Amuse-Biatch Salutes La Phrase Juste
















Possums, when you're right, you're right, and as far as Dale Talde's terpsichorean abilities are concerned, no one has ever been more right than Amuse-Biatch commenter and resident dance critic, Hughman. To wit, "[I]n the opening credits he dances like a drunk straight girl who has her purse sitting on the dancefloor in front of her."

Q.E.D., possums, Q.E.D.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

where are you guys? I need my fix.

The Java Junkie said...

Tag! You're it! Passing on the fun...Smith magazine memoir meme...you know you want to...

Anonymous said...

When you go away, where do you go?

Diana said...

Yoo hoo! Where did y'all go? I have a very serious medical condition. If I don't get my fix of deliciously snarky Top Chef-witicisms, on a daily or even *weekly* basis, I could lapse into a coma. And I know y'all don't want that to happen. Right? Right?!

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to deveop twitches. I need my snarky fix.

I try doing my own, but the best I could come up was "Manuel sees that his uno camino is out the door...."

Or, "Wasabi, White chocolate and celery root go better together than Ass and his hat"

Help, please....

Crow Winters said...

Too appropriate that Dale wins the spankability contest on Bravo. A little discipline, of course, is all he ever really needed.

Anonymous said...

anybody there??? there's so much to be snarky about right now!

David Dust said...

Until we hear back from our Amuse-Biatches, here is a whole lot of snarky...

Click here for DavidDust's Top Chef Chicago recap.

XOXO

barred owl said...

i've got my takes on the most recent episodes up at barredowl.wordpress.com - not nearly as funny as T&L but maybe will help tide you over until they return!

Anonymous said...

I miss you, possums! Come back to us, Biatches! Please!!! The world needs you!

Anonymous said...

Shall we declare this blog dead? One more episode and they may lose relevance. :(

B.E.C.K. said...

Hello? Is this thing on?

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David Dust said...

...smell HER!...

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