Thursday, May 15, 2008

Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Fashion Police Read Richard Blais His Hairanda Rights Before Taking Him to Gel


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Terrible.

Besides, Richard's real hair crime was in one of the interviews. Holy smoke.

Fat Cat said...

That's probably the greatest headline in the history of blogdom. But I do agree with the other poster about the greater crime being when Richard wore that circular comb thingie to hold back his tresses. The dude seriously needs a haircut. Do they honestly not have time to take care of such basic essentials as personal grooming during the Top Chef shoot-out?

Planet Fat Cat

Anonymous said...

they aren't allowed to cut hair during filming of the show because it messes up continuity for editing purposes....so i've heard.

Anonymous said...

Richard should just gel the faux hawk so that it faces forward, like a tsunami. He could call it his "play on a tsunami."

Anonymous said...

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SGLC said...

10 QUERY "Do you like burritos?"
20 GOTO 10

Cynthia said...

I must be the only person in all of blog-dom to actually love Richard's hair. I even find the new addition of the skinny hair band (did he steal that from Antonia?) to be absolutely adorable.

And as far as the hair cuts go-- they're only sequestered for about 5 weeks, but Richards hair seems to have grown a good 4 inches. Jeezus.