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8 comments:
Spike is incredible at taking a quickfire advantage and producing egregious half-assery.
But then again if I were ever starving I could count on him taking some freezer-burnt fishsticks and making them look pretty.
Don't forget the soup.
but this means we all have to look at Lisa's mean mug when she gets eliminated next week *sigh*
That hat is the WORST hat in a long line of tremendously stupid hats Spike sported. Nothing can adequately express my joy that this twerp is finally -- FINALLY -- gone.
-- Anun
SPYKAG - How long have you been waiting to use that caption? :)
We've been waiting for months, possum, months!
I was beginning to think we'd have to watch that asshat flail and flounder about in Puerto Rico!
No asshat. But, we get Ass Bandana. I was hoping that the episode would have ended like this:
Tom: Lisa you've been down here 5 times, Spike 7... and its pretty cleear the two of you aren't up to snuff. Spike, you're an asshat too busy strategizing to cook. Lisa, you're an Asian specialist who can't cook rice, so we've made a decision [looks at Padma who is sharpening her axe]...
Pamda: Spike, PPYKAG.
Lisa, PPYKAG also.
Lisa: what? [beep beep beep] you little [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]. I'll get you and your little [beeeeep] too!
But sadly, know we all have twiddle our eyeballs for an hour next week waiting for the inevitable to happen.
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