Monday, November 17, 2008

Lauren Hope Starling: Padma Lakshmi Is a High-Maintenance, Shiny-Nosed Bitch!




























Well, possums, it looks like Lauren Hope Starling has finally learned to use that paring knife after all, and she's turning it on our Padma and joining this praise-Tom-and-bury-Padma club started by Anthony Bourdain. Lauren tells YumSugar:

"I feel that Tom [Colicchio] was portrayed accurately. He's very kind and well educated. He's obviously earned his place in the industry. As for Padma [Lakshmi], they do a very nice job editing and she comes out looking nice. She's not a person I would like to hang out with. I'm pretty easy going and not high maintenance. Everyone has to do their own hair and makeup, but she has a glam squad surrounding her at all times. They had to stop filming every two minutes to powder her nose."

Bright knives, big city indeed.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

This woman is an idiot. First, the "well-educated" Colicchio (who, of course, I love) did not even go to culinary school. Second, everybody on TV needs powder, or they'll look greasier than Big Pussy after burying someone in the Meadowlands.

charmingdinnerguest said...

I didn't know Padma had a makeup team. They're not too effective because she always looks greasy.

brian said...

Bring back Katie Joel.

Anonymous said...

Isn't she the one who was eliminated after the quickfire in the first episode? Maybe she should have been paying less attention to Tom and Padma and more attention to her apples.

Anonymous said...

Katie Joel?

She talks like a 5th grader and comes off as dumb as a doorknob.

brian said...

"She talks like a 5th grader and comes off as dumb as a doorknob."

Yes, that's the one.

Anonymous said...

Padma Lakshmi is a damn beyotch. Can't stand the girl.