Possums, because it’s supposed to be a special day, where our new President exhorts us to come together and to serve our fellow men and women, we have determined, just for today, to be nice and helpful, and to answer that call for service.
And it is in that spirit of service and fellow-feeling that we bring these lovely parting gifts to Ariane Duarte. Don’t say we didn’t make an effort—we even tracked down some “Aryanveda” conditioner, just for her. There is hope for our country, and hope for Ariane’s hair.
8 comments:
Bwahahahaha She needs to go visit Tabitha
That was delightfully bitchy.
You are too funny. I still don't get how they were calling her aq cougar.
I cannot wait to see you blog on the Hosea/Leah horizontal make out scene.
LOLOLO brilliant :)
excellent post! btw, have you seen malarkey's appearance on the real housewives of orange county (last week's episode). it was magnificent.
I bet Jeff would have loaned her one of his combs.
no there is no hope as long as amuse biatch is allowed to continue
no hope?? One can only hope! ;)
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