Sunday, February 01, 2009

Blind, Hairy-Palmed Amuse-Biatch Fails to See Why Jeff McInnis Thinks Bravo Objectified Him










































Yes, possums, we know he told People:

I think the show used me as some kind of sex object. Every single show that I’ve ever seen, they have me with my shirt off in the beginning — which is kind of strange. I don’t run around the house naked half the time like they portrayed me. It seems like a camera was always following me around trying to find me whenever I’m taking my clothes off to change in the morning or at night. So, to be used like that is always fun.

But, having looked at the evidence, we just don’t see it.



10 comments:

Rob said...

Though blond, Jeff is smart enough to figure out that Bravo objectified him. But did our little tow-head think he got on the show because of his cooking? Face it, Jeff, you're a mimbo. Now step off.

Anonymous said...

I'd love to see Jeff running around my house naked (anytime!!)

Anonymous said...

Huh? Though blond, Jeff is is smart enough to figure out ....

Are you saying that blondes are not very smart? Why does everyone think that? I have blond hair and blue eyes and so does my hubby and out three little girls. I don't think I swim in the shallow end of the knowledge pool, but it does seem that a lot of men and women assume that I am brainless. Jeff was the token "cute" one for sure. I think that he needed to bring a trumped up personallity to go with it (like mean ole Stephan, the italian stallion, or the skanky one). I do think he needs to get over it and move on though. That show was filmed back in the summer. Best wishes Jeff, you were my favorite, Luv ya!

Anonymous said...

he's not hot >:(

spike on the other hand...

TROLL said...

He bashed Tom's restaurant as "boring" and the "kind of food my grandmother makes" too.

Not sure if that was in "People" or somewhere else.

Doubt he'll be invited back as an "all-star".

TVKimmy said...

I was actually disappointed that he said he doesn't run around his house naked. Damn it! He ruined it for me! lol

Lee said...

Spike? Hot? SERIOUSLY?
No wonder you chose to remain anonymous, (Spike) whoever you are.

Anonymous said...

Do you know what's scary? I'm looking at this post, and I actually think you guys missed a shot or two. (I'm remembering a couple where weights were involved.)

I'm of two minds about this. Part of me is like, "Dude, didn't you realize why you were on?" and then there's the other part of me that's like, "If they did this to one of the female chefs, I'd be furious."

The geek in me thinks there's a paper on gender and exploitation in here somewhere. :)

P.S. 4:23 AM...Spike? Are you serious? How could you have possibly gotten past that huge, festering sore of personality he's been cursed with? He needs to go to a doctor and have that lanced sometime.

Anonymous said...

this blonde girlyboy is nothing on FABIO!! Give us FABIO!!!

FABIO!!!

FABIO!!!


Objectify FABIO!!! Speedo shots of FABIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

fabio??!!

he's a little hustler from the streets. i'd rather have that bear sandwich of danny. his furry butt in speedos would make a man proud.