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“Delicious! Doing the Lord’s work! Love ya, possums!”
-- Ted Allen, Judge, Top Chef
“catty”
-- New York Magazine, Grub Street
“soaked in Top Chef juice”
-- Chow.com
“brilliant minds”
-- Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic, aka Keckler, Television Without Pity
“snide losers”
-- Anonymous commenter
“hilarious…frivolous…conspiratorial”
-- Eater LA
“skewers all ‘Top Chef’ contestants”
--The Fresno Bee
“Top Chef obsessive”
-- Variety.com, The Knife
“twisted...hilarious....”
-- Brian Malarkey, Cheftestant, Season 3
“blind as well as unkind”
-- Anon47, rhyming anonymous commenter
“You’ve got to have something better to do with your time than [Amuse-Biatch]”
--Ryan Scott, Cheftestant, Season 4
“You guys make me laugh”
--Stefan Richter, Cheftestant, Season 5
“hilarious Top Chef blog; they have a lot of great stuff on there”
-- Andrew “Raggaydy Andy” Cohen, Bravo Senior VP of Production and Programming
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6 comments:
Regarding your tag, who are the other two lucky ladies?
You guys keep goading me into provocative comments. "Gesticulating?!" I'm about to gesticulate right now, after the beautiful Gail pics!
So, there are six pictures, which I will attempt to translate for the Canadian Sign Language impaired:
1) "This is an example of the girth I expect, at least from a man who isn't a poofter like you."
2) "If you had testicles, this would be the proper allotment."
3) "Regarding length, this would be a good starting point." Note the resigned look on said poofter's face.
4) "So to start, you aggressively grab it like this..."
5) "...but ohh, wait...a little lubricant on the palm always helps things go smoother."
6) "But ewww, you've got to be careful at this point. He may splooge all over you like he did to me right here, a la Monica and her blue dress."
Alright, I'm sensing a conspiracy here, black helicopters, etc...
This is no lie: I came back to check and see if my (brilliant) comment posted properly, and the silly "word verification" word I am supposed to type in to post my comment is "breast."
Is someone playing tricks on me here? I know my comments can be a little racy, but this is just too much to be a coincidence.
I thought GWB was out of office already...
So here I go, I'm typing "breast" to post this comment. LMAO!
I know you’re being funny, which is why we read you, but Canada has to main sign languages – ASL (yes, just like the Americans; we share that language, too) and LSQ (spoken mostly in Quebec but not entirely there, and also historically related to ASL, which is, counterintuitively, also historically related to French Sign Language).
Anyway, she was just gesturing.
Wouldn't QSL just be traditional French SL with some sort of drunken sloppy fingering to account for the accent?
Drunken sloppy fingering? I think I've done that before...
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