Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Gesticulating with Gail: Amuse-Biatch Blushes While Ms. Simmons Tries to Teach Us Canadian Sign Language






6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Regarding your tag, who are the other two lucky ladies?

Unknown said...

You guys keep goading me into provocative comments. "Gesticulating?!" I'm about to gesticulate right now, after the beautiful Gail pics!

So, there are six pictures, which I will attempt to translate for the Canadian Sign Language impaired:

1) "This is an example of the girth I expect, at least from a man who isn't a poofter like you."

2) "If you had testicles, this would be the proper allotment."

3) "Regarding length, this would be a good starting point." Note the resigned look on said poofter's face.

4) "So to start, you aggressively grab it like this..."

5) "...but ohh, wait...a little lubricant on the palm always helps things go smoother."

6) "But ewww, you've got to be careful at this point. He may splooge all over you like he did to me right here, a la Monica and her blue dress."

Unknown said...

Alright, I'm sensing a conspiracy here, black helicopters, etc...

This is no lie: I came back to check and see if my (brilliant) comment posted properly, and the silly "word verification" word I am supposed to type in to post my comment is "breast."

Is someone playing tricks on me here? I know my comments can be a little racy, but this is just too much to be a coincidence.

I thought GWB was out of office already...

So here I go, I'm typing "breast" to post this comment. LMAO!

joeclark said...

I know you’re being funny, which is why we read you, but Canada has to main sign languages – ASL (yes, just like the Americans; we share that language, too) and LSQ (spoken mostly in Quebec but not entirely there, and also historically related to ASL, which is, counterintuitively, also historically related to French Sign Language).

Anyway, she was just gesturing.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't QSL just be traditional French SL with some sort of drunken sloppy fingering to account for the accent?

Unknown said...

Drunken sloppy fingering? I think I've done that before...