Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Previews: After Tackling Gay Marriage Last Week, Top Chef Tackles the Issue of Gays (Including Seemingly Angry Lesbians) in the Military



Next week’s episode, entitled “Nature vs. Nurture,” will take on the issue of gay adoptions by allowing certain cheftestants to “adopt” another cheftestant’s Elimination Challenge dish, with the judges determining whether the results are “confused” or whether the seasoning is “well-adjusted.” Rosie O’Donnell will be the guest judge.

The following week’s episode, entitled “Three’s a Crowd-Pleaser,” takes up gay monogamy. Cheftestants will cook in teams of two, with some having the option of “opening” up their team to another cheftestant from a past season. Watch the fun as a past season cheftestant bonds with a current season cheftestant and the two put the remaining original teammate up for elimination. Eric “McSteamy” Dane and Rebecca Gayheart will be the special guest judges.  (Our onset spy related that Padma and Rebecca would constantly sneak away during filming, and when they returned to film the tasting scenes, they consumed all the food on the table, as well as the camera plates.)

25 comments:

Big Shamu said...

Oh geez, not more angry lesbians.

Unknown said...

You've vanished again...

Anonymous said...

where have you gone to?? :(

PAM said...

CHARLUS!!! why are you not posting!?!?

Anonymous said...

Please post!! We miss your fantastic blog.

Anonymous said...

Please come back. I can't do without another heterosexual Monday (plus all the witty commentary on the Top Chef). I mean, I can't post my designation of Team Lithium (Jennifer and the Voltaggio Brothers), or suggest that Jennifer and Michael V should just have angry, passionless sex and get it over with, on Skillet Doux.

Anonymous said...

Did you get arrested or something? Why no Top Chef blog?

Anonymous said...

OMg i hate you guys. The way you toy with my emotions with your awesome blog angers me sooo much. I hate that, if this blog was a van and you offered candy, I would jump right in with eyes closed, full of delight. Now I'm just an empty shell, desperately awaiting for your return. I hate you!

Anonymous said...

I was so happy reading you, now you're gone..I'll have to keep my own snarky comments while watching top chef to myself - you were the only person to put them down in a much wittier fashion than i could think them!

Teighlor said...

We miss you!!

Anonymous said...

yes -- please, please come back!

Anonymous said...

Hey, BTW if anyone is interested, I found where the Top Chef house is. If you do a search for "460 Probst" on google maps, you'll find it. I'm surprised that it's so far away from everything, right by the ol' mormon temple...

Anonymous said...

I have to find out that Padma is Pregnant from US magazine? Oh, the horror.

Anonymous said...

Last commentor: the horror is that you were reading US Mag in the first place. ;)

Anonymous said...

Où êtes-vous, mes petits choux?

Ich schaue vorwärts zu Ihren Pfosten!

Please come back!

Linguistic commentary and TWP-style snark combined with a foodie show? Brilliant combination.

nelago said...

you're leaving us without snarky comments/wonderful gossip for almost the entire season! what the deuce?!

Anonymous said...

If you're not going to continue, can you at least announce you're gone for good? Some of us still have hope, but don't leave us hanging like that famous japanese dog. It's not fair to your faithful readers.

Swiss Mol said...

hope all is good with you, your view and humor are missed!

Anonymous said...

OMG there's gonna be a third Top Chef show! Just Desserts! You guys have snark all over it! please!

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Anonymous said...

i hope all is ok in your world. you have been missed this season. hope you come back soon. xx

Anonymous said...

pardon me for being direct, but did you die or get thrown in prison? because i miss the commentary!!

Anonymous said...

Boo. You have now been delcared inactive. I hope that's only on blogspot, and not, as the previous commentator noted a statement on your life force.

Shame, really, Gail's push-up bra look in the finals last night was snark worthy.

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