Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Radhika Desai Risks a Wardrobe Malfunction

Amuse-Biatch Heterosexual Monday: Padma Lakshmi Shows Her Craft, Defies You to Spit in Your Napkin

Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: The Nip Slip That Almost Was

Possums, in many ways, the most suspenseful subplot of this week's episode was not who would be kicked out, or who would fall out, but whether Padma would fall out--of her stripey bar wench shirt and show the world her beer, er, mugs.

First, it was on the right.



















Then it was on the left.

















And then on the right again.

















And then on the left.














A real nail-biter, that. Alas, it came to naught (and not naughty).