Wednesday, January 24, 2007

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Again, from the Raggaydy Andy Cohen interview of "dear hunter" Sam Talbot, published today, January 24, 2007:

I HAVE TO START WITH THE GROUP'S DISLIKE OF MARCEL. IT SEEMS LIKE A "LORD OF THE FLIES" THING BUILT AND BUILT AS THE COMPETITION WENT ON. IT SEEMS LIKE YOU GUYS JUST DIDN'T LIKE HIM BUT IT'S HARD TO SHOW HIM ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING TO YOU GUYS BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ONE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED... CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT?
It's not that he is a bad person.. The lord of the flies thing is not the right mentality. Marcel has great ideas and is a good cook. He is an instigator and it is hard to explain. There's a lot of things that he did. Did he deserve to get manhandled? NO. That was ridiculous. When Frank threatened him, that's not right. I don't hate him. He has an ability to get under your skin and I have heard that the producers are finding a hard time showing why he's provoking us. You're not going to find one incident but it's a lot of undermining, sly vindictive comments that built and built and built. You're never going to see him lash out at someone -- it's not like that. It's all under the breath stuff that drove us crazy.

(emphasis added).

And we apologize, possums, for that loud cackle you heard in the background when we read the sentence in bold. Most unprofessional of us.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sam, you also instigate the whole toothbrush incident with Frank. Be a man and take responsibilty!

Anonymous said...

i'm done with sam making excuses.

Anonymous said...

"He is an instigator"

"undermining, sly vindictive comments "

Hmm... Funny how that describes Sam so perfectly!

hughman said...

"I have heard that the producers are finding a hard time showing why he's provoking us"

apparently marcel must be very skilled at not only foams but Carrie-like mind melds that escape the constant surveillance of reality TV cameras.

assuming the pigs blood from the Offal Challenge was no longer avaiable to pour over Marcel at the end of the prom, i suppose you had no recourse but to hold him down and shave off his Samson hair.

in Great Literature Speak, sounds less like "Lord of the Flies" and more like "The Crucible".

Anonymous said...

Wow, and Sam, king of the passive-aggressive numbnuts, knows his instigators! So that's saying something.