Awwwwright, Mikey, so what's the deal?
What's with all the Charlotte's Web references? Are you a fan of E.B. White or Dakota Fanning?
As your farewell to Top Chef, you reminded us that you're "a humble guy, you know, like in Charlotte's Web, that pig." And speaking of Marcel to Blogging Top Chef, you said, "As far as Templeton goes, Marcel...I call him that because he is a rat."
Miss XaXa always had a soft spot for you, Mikey. You remind me so much of my time in the Central Valley. And you know what, you'll always be "some Beer Bong" to me.