What's that on Ilan's tshirt? Something about an "idiot"? Hmmm.
His shirt says "I don't get mad. I get EVEN."(Though I realize your question might have been rhetorical humor.)
enough reporting on completely heterosexual ilan hall already. he's like the ann coulter of the top chef world, and i want him to go away.
His shirt should say, "I don't get mad, my mama gets even!"
Why no mention of the bitchy caption Ilan gave this photo on his myspace?
Oh please, do tell??
Caption reads, "Homegirl tans with E.V.O.O."
Please tell me there isn't a companion piece featuring Mikey and Sandra Lee...
My IQ dropped 50 points viewing that picture. Goes to prove slop sells.
Brain matter can be so hard to remove from one's computer screen. Vinegar and baking soda?
My silent prayer tonight? "Please Lord, don't let them breed!"
I don't think we have to worry about that, Shamu.
Caption reads, "Homegirl tans with E.V.O.O." The only sense I can make of that is that Marcel claims to use E.V.O.O. as a hair conditioner. Does Ilan have Marcel on the brain 24/7?
since i didn't recognize that mess as being ms ray, i have to give ilan a smidge - just a smidge (not a sMidgeley)- of credit for his snark: ""Homegirl tans with E.V.O.O.:cause that's not bad, all things considered.my grandma used to have sunglasses with those frames. i don't think they were ever, will ever, or can ever be fashionable.
Seriously, Ilan. I know you're fashion-challenged, but what the hell is up with those glasses? Did you blow all your prize money on lame watches and are now forced to buy reading glasses at Wal-Mart?
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