Tuesday, March 06, 2007

And Just Like That, Amuse-Biatch's Head Exploded


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's that on Ilan's tshirt? Something about an "idiot"? Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

His shirt says "I don't get mad. I get EVEN."

(Though I realize your question might have been rhetorical humor.)

Tad said...

enough reporting on completely heterosexual ilan hall already. he's like the ann coulter of the top chef world, and i want him to go away.

Anonymous said...

His shirt should say, "I don't get mad, my mama gets even!"

Anonymous said...

Why no mention of the bitchy caption Ilan gave this photo on his myspace?

Anonymous said...

Oh please, do tell??

Anonymous said...

Caption reads, "Homegirl tans with E.V.O.O."

Java Junkie said...

Please tell me there isn't a companion piece featuring Mikey and Sandra Lee...

Anonymous said...

My IQ dropped 50 points viewing that picture. Goes to prove slop sells.

The Big Shamu said...

Brain matter can be so hard to remove from one's computer screen. Vinegar and baking soda?

The Big Shamu said...

My silent prayer tonight?
"Please Lord, don't let them breed!"

Anonymous said...

I don't think we have to worry about that, Shamu.

Anonymous said...

Caption reads, "Homegirl tans with E.V.O.O."

The only sense I can make of that is that Marcel claims to use E.V.O.O. as a hair conditioner.

Does Ilan have Marcel on the brain 24/7?

kbryna said...

since i didn't recognize that mess as being ms ray, i have to give ilan a smidge - just a smidge (not a sMidgeley)- of credit for his snark: ""Homegirl tans with E.V.O.O.:

cause that's not bad, all things considered.

my grandma used to have sunglasses with those frames. i don't think they were ever, will ever, or can ever be fashionable.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, Ilan. I know you're fashion-challenged, but what the hell is up with those glasses? Did you blow all your prize money on lame watches and are now forced to buy reading glasses at Wal-Mart?