Amuse-Biatch Gets Its Hands “Grubby” Again, Is Called “Catty” and “Dirty-Minded” by Catty, Dirty-Minded New York Magazine

When we get invited to people's houses, possums, there's never a second invitation.

We're always surprised, of course. Our attitude is, "Oh, come on, what's a loose quip between friends? And well, it's true; that skirt does make you look like a ziggurat."

So imagine how much more surprised we were to be asked back by New York Magazine's Grub Street to give our off-the-cuff reactions to last night's Top Chef episode.

So if you feel like surveying the alcohol- and reality-show-bloodlust-fueled damage, take a look here.