Possums, a quick note from our Department of Self-Writing Jokes (though, alas for him, not Self-Aware Jokes):
On the latest glorious stop in his storied Top Chef Victory Tour, Ilan Hall will be appearing at, we kid you not, the Mushroom Festival in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. Buy your tickets now, possums. Just be careful. It's not always easy to tell the poisonous ones just by the way they look.