Thursday, August 09, 2007

Keep Him in the Dark and Feed Him, Er, Saffron

Possums, a quick note from our Department of Self-Writing Jokes (though, alas for him, not Self-Aware Jokes):

On the latest glorious stop in his storied Top Chef Victory Tour, Ilan Hall will be appearing at, we kid you not, the Mushroom Festival in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. Buy your tickets now, possums. Just be careful. It's not always easy to tell the poisonous ones just by the way they look.


The Big Shamu said...

Interesting choice of venue.

Are we absolutely sure we can't have a recount and retroactively declare another winner?

Jon said...

I have decided that I am no longer interested in anything relating to Ilan and this will be my last ever comment about him.

May he fade away into obscurity and share a room with the kid who played bobby brady and jodie sweetin from full house on the next incarnation of the surreal life.

ArtfulSub said...

It was a last minute change of plans. The organizers of a classier event rescinded his invitation.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait until he is the worst asshole on Surreal Life 24 and forces a middle aged Jodie Sweetin to press assault and stalking charges on him. I'll be watching with my children.

LisaBinDaCity said...

Your blog is a riot!

And Ilan is a total wanker.

Anonymous said...

Are you coming to the Tipton County Pork Festival? That would be awesome. My wife loves you!