Monday, October 01, 2007

Is "Top Chef" Guest Judge Going Blind in Blind Item?

One of the clever possums who read Amuse-Biatch has sent us this little blind item, which our possum surmises might just be about one of this season's guest judges:

Which former celebrity chef had a little drug freakout while on vacation this summer? He became convinced the adult film he was watching in his hotel was a live feed from another room, and stormed into the lobby demanding to be shown to the orgy.

Alas, we have no information as to who this "former celebrity chef" might be, but, as you all know, possums, wishful thinking doesn't cost a dime.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bourdain.

hyperfocal said...

André Soltner

Anonymous said...

If it was Emeril Lagasse i can die a happy man. "Wheres the orgy happening, ive got a few ideas how to kick that party up a notch or two. BAAAMMM"

Anonymous said...

Rocco!

kenito799 said...

Gotta be Rocco...

Anonymous said...

Rocco. No contest.

Anonymous said...

Bourdain? Nah--has to be Rocco, Rocco, Rocco

Anonymous said...

Bourdain? Nah--has to be Rocco, Rocco, Rocco

Anonymous said...

I'd say Rocco if it was gay porn.

Anonymous said...

former celebrity chef pretty much leaves out Bourdain. I'd definitely go Rocco.

Anonymous said...

It was Rocco while in Greece. Several other amuzing stories emerged from that trip including his manic dance nude down the streets of one of the most high class international celebrity laden beaches as well as his not so successful attempts to lure young ladies (i.e. not age of consent) to his room at night!

Teighlor said...

It's gotta be Rocco. Just one look in his eyes reveals a tempest of self-loathng underneath that mask of bravado. Insofar as I can tell, he's just a vector for crazy. On the other hand, if I try really hard, I think I can recall a similar incident in my life. I like our chef celebs all gonzo. There's no way Bourdain would do that. He's my in-my-head boyfriend along with Jon Hamm. He couldn't possibly make such a frosh move.

PeachPie said...

Anon 8:51... now, THAT'S juicy!

I've done worse, but hell, I'm not on TV.

AND I was never lucky enough to do my debauchery in Greece. (Any one want to give me a free plane ticket?)

Anonymous said...

Hey if i was starring in commercials with a cardboard cutout as my sidekick, id be running down the street naked even before i gobbled down some hallucinogens.