The 12 Days of Bitchmas -- Day Three: Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow to Lodge Complaint Against Bravo for Insensitivity, Ignorance of History

"Let the Flames Begin...Chicago"?!?

We were shocked, possums, shocked.

Someone at Bravo obviously didn't do well in American history at school.

"But wait," said Miss XaXa, "maybe Bravo is just relying on the American public's historical illiteracy?"

Well, we had to admit she had us there.

Alright, Bravo, we'll let you off. But we still think an apology is due to Chicagoan judge Ted Allen and, of course, to Mrs. O'Leary's cow.