Thursday, April 17, 2008

First Reaction: Not (the) Shit

Possums, we don’t know if it’s simply that absence makes the heart grow fonder, or that, after the difficult personal circumstances that necessitated our recent absence, our critical faculties have been dulled, but last night’s episode was fantastic: a pointless and irrelevant challenge serving as the background for a one-act opera about revenge, condescension, bitchiness, bears, and drunken orgies at the tubs—in other words, the gay world writ large (and small) by Bravo. Our only regret: we won’t have smarmy “metrosexual” (uh-huh) Ryan Scott to kick around anymore.

More analysis and bitchery as the day continues.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry your absence was due to difficult circumstances but I am thrilled that you are back. I watched an old episode of Six Feet Under as opposed to TC b/c watching Top Chef without Miss XaXa & Charlus to dissect and bitch is no fun at all... so I was very happy to find you at it today.
I am now looking forward to watching Ryan getting axed.

Anonymous said...

So happy you're back!

And so happy Ryan is gone. I don't think I've ever seen someone so attractive yet so incredibly irritating.

Anonymous said...

I was so happy that they finally had an individual challenge. Team challenges are a set-up and it was taking far too long for this season to get past them.

Mary said...

Glad you're back and that scum sucker/no talent/ass sucker Ryan is gone.

David Dust said...

We were all getting so worried! It's great to have you back. And Ryan was/is SO gay...

As gay as "Liberace's manpurse full of rainbows"...

Click here for DavidDust's Top Chef Recap.

Again, it's good to have our Amuse Biatches back!

Anonymous said...

yay!!!! so very much missed the fabulous commentary. hope all is well. glad you're back.