So let's get this straight, possums.Dale Talde--a self-proclaimed asshole who, in his own words, has "no off button," and who, if the testimonials are to be believed, reduces servers to tears and makes them quit--went off on Lisa Fernandes because of her negative attitude? Oh how we cackled with glee.
For, you see, Little Dale was about to learn one of the basic rules of life. Never, ever--and we mean, ever!--piss off a lesbian. Normally gentle creatures, when angered they can hold a grudge--and a softball bat. End result? Broken kneecaps. Dale, Dale, Dale, tsk tsk. Lisa's resemblance to Rosie O'Donnell is no mere coincidence.
But let's be frank, shall we? Dale wasn't angry because of Lisa's "negativity." Pas du tout. Instead, Dale--who is Asian, works at Buddakan, and prides himself on his mastery of Asian cuisine--was out-Asianed by a white chick from Toronto. And Asian Asian-food expert Ming Tsai Tsaid so. As sports fan say, "That's gotta hurt."
So how did this shake out? Let's see. Lisa won the Elimination Challenge, the admiration of Ming Tsai, and an expensive and luxurious trip to Italy. Dale won the Elimination Challenge, and a Top Chef football jersey and a gas grill for his New York apartment. Need we say more? We hope you've learned your lesson, Dale.
10 comments:
hmmm, still won... and a $5000 grill.... well if thats bad karma I'm gonna go kill a puppy
I love that Lisa enjoyed Dale being in the bottom 3 during the quickfire...Karma is.......Lisa laughing at Dale for being in the the bottom 3 and Dale taking the win for the challenge...yes Lisa as far as I'm concerned you can F*** youself!
Don't mess with the Chefbians. Just sayin'.
look for grill and jersey on e-bay soon.
Offend a lesbian? That's almost as bad as, as Kathy Griffin put it, f***ing with the Jews"
fuck you you racist pig
Lisa is a big lesbian with lesbian hands and a lesbian face. this is the worst article ever written and dale by far was a much better chef than lisa. Take the phone votes done at during the episodes for example...95% of the votes agreed that lisa should be ousted. She just doesn't bring anything significant to the table except her lesbianism.
I can't believe I wasted a whole minute reading this. I won't make that mistake again.
Lisa throws everyone under the bus. It is so sad. Her "competing" is that her food is terrible, but she is willing to kill others to stay in the game.
How she made to the finals, after some of the worst services I saw in Top Chef, it still amazes me...
Somebody's sexual choices shouldn't play on whether we respect them as a cook or not. This is ridiculous! Lisa was a horrible person. Richard and Dale should have been in the final, and maybe Stephanie or Antonia. The other chefs were very lame.
I know this is an old post, but seriously, please don't make it look like Lisa's carrying the lesbian flagship and that she stands for all of us.
She's another species and she's a manipulative, malicious, insecure c*nt who only looks our for herself. That has NOTHING to do with her sexual preference.
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