Well, possums, if we’ve said it once, we’ve said it once: She who laughs lez laughs best. That, mind you, is a corollary to our other life motto, Never piss off a lesbian, the justness of which a certain Mr. Mendelsohn has just found out the hard way.
Eater is reporting that, in a twist that makes us gurgle with Schadenfreude, Spike Mendelsohn has been fired from Drew Nieporent’s restaurant, Mai House, only to be replaced by none other than Lisa Fernandes.
Come on-a Mai House indeed.
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didn't spike recently open his own restaurant in DC?
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving dude.
Asshat out.
Assbandana in.
New head gear. Same ass.
Oh sweet irony supplement! Gawd I despise Spike; he calls everybody whiny bitch and manipulative, all the while doing all the whining and manipulating. Hope he gets a nice line cook job at Mickey D's.
thank god the lesbians don't love the hats. trading the spike for the dyke.
So when is Lisa going to be off? This week, probably. For several weeks now the only thing the judges have had to say about her is that her food has no flavor and she doesn't know how to season anything. And she keeps cooking with edamame but then the judges say it tastes awful. I'd switch to a different veggie if I were her!
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Lez-Lis apparently can't resist a vegetable that sounds like "Eat a Mommy."
Lisa is such a pig...after what happened last week, I'm so disgusted.
I read in the Post that Spike was opening a restaurant in DC, too. I'd totally go. I like him. Not much of a cook, but he's super-cute!
super cute? oh honey, you need to get laid.
Considering her vile temperament on full display throughout this season of Top Chef, and her even viler food, which she always manages to blame on someone else, I'd be stunned if anyone hired Lisa to do anything in a restaurant. Why she stayed this week and Dale went is beyond me. Yes, he gets hysterical in the kitchen, but only around hysterical people. He won last week and has won many other times. When he is with calm people like Richard, he behaves himself.
Not that I was rooting for him to win. I'd like to see Antonia, Stephanie or Richard take the win.
Fat Cat
Hughman, I'm not sure how to take that...I don't think that my taste in men has anything to do with how long it's been since my husband and I have, you know. Hmm.
I have no love for either the Asshat or the Bandana Girl. However, found a story that says no, Lisa's not replacing Spike after all: http://nymag.com/daily/food/2008/05/top_chef_spike_leaves_mai_house.html
Maybe the powers that be at Mai House realized that Lisa can't cook edamame OR rice.
Lisa can't cook rice so why hire her? I hear Dale is doing pretty good. Dale may have personality issues, but he does seem to be able to cook.
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