Monday, June 16, 2008

Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: There's a First Time for Everything*

















*by which we mean, possums, not just that Stephanie Izard is the first female Top Chef, but, rather, that for the first time in memory, while taking a photo with a cheftestant, Miss XaXa did not show cleavage. (And sorry, Google pervs, Stephanie didn't show any cleavage either.)

At the reception in her honor, held a few hours ago at Chicago's Le Passage, Stephanie Izard proved as charming, earthy, and unaffected in person as she appeared onscreen. Rather than manifest abject terror when faced with one half of Amuse-Biatch, Stephanie got into the swing of things and had a good dish with the 'Xa. (Mind you, the 'Xa had been rendered perfectly harmless by two (or three?) of the Stephanie-created rhubarb bellinis.)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps neither of them showed any, but somewhere in the world, at this very moment, Gail is showing her funbags to someone. Some very lucky someone.

Anonymous said...

Did Stephanie cop to reading AB? Inquiring minds are dying to know.

Buzz Kill said...

I think if Miss XaXa is going to be the Heterosexual Monday post, then she has to show more cleavage. Rules are rules.

hughman said...

i want to know more dirt as well!!! does she read AB?

The Big Shamu said...

Sweetness on a stick!

Dana said...

Hell, I just want the recipe for rhubarb bellinis! NOM!!!

Miss XaXa said...

Anon 8:38 and Hugh:
Let's just say she definitely recognized the name Amuse-Biatch...

eric3000 said...

Really? It's Cha Cha? Good to know.

Hippie Killer said...

Yeah, but we all know Steph has plenty of cleavage underneath those chef's whites.

Meow.

Boo said...

Ms. Xa Xa,

Why do you always pose in profile? Why you always look lovely, we would like to see your entire face. Do you have a large mole on the tip of your nose?

potty mouth princess said...

Perhaps Miss XaXa has attended the Princess Puffy Sleeves School of Posing. Just a thought. :-)

Lovely, as always, and Steph is too adorable for words. Rhubarb blinis sound divine. Soooo jealous!

Miss XaXa said...

Darling Boo, every 'Xa has her best "side."

Moles? Disfigurements? None to speak of...and that is why I recommend “Doctor Bob’s House of Snip-Snip Tuck-Tuck” in Dallas. ;)

EB said...

Rhubarb bellinis is such a "duh" moment! Oh how I love Stephanie... and her cleavage..

Anonymous said...

Dear Miss Xa Xa,

I think that you should stay away from the Louboutins and save you money for an updated timepiece. You might also want to add a little color to your wardrobe and not shop the sale rack at White House Black Market for a while (black and white blouse-always v-neck-just a ever so slightly diffrent pattern). Oh darling, I almost forgot- how about updating the coiffer. Good luck- I hope to see some improvements soon. Chow!

hughman said...

dear last anonymous -

it's "Ciao" not Chow. duh. therefore your style comments are extremely suspect. if "Chow" was meant to be some kind of funny, well, it wasn't.

that is all.

Anonymous said...

Yes, there was pun intended with the "Chow". This is the Top Chef blog- correct?

Anonymous said...

Trust us dear, "chow" isn't funny. Lame-O

Is it me or can you all hear the foreign accent in this anon's (8:11p and 7:12a) writing style?? hhmmm....

Anonymous said...

I really dont understand why miss xaxa runs a blog like this ripping gay chefs, anyway thats how i look at it and whats up with the cleavage diffently some security issue there.All this time i thought she was a nice gal but she evil..........