Wednesday, June 04, 2008

In Wake of Final Primary, Superdelegate Amuse-Biatch Makes Fan Favorite Endorsement




















Well, possums, it was quite a hectic weekend, we don’t mind telling you, at Amuse-Biatch headquarters as the Rules and Bylaws Committee (Miss XaXa and yours truly) met in a marathon session. Protesters wielding torches, pitchforks and frozen scallops amassed outside the gates of Withering Depths, our baronial seat, daring to brave the lashing rain of the Snarkshire Moors. Inside, Miss XaXa (ah, the importance of commas), having stood all day in her Louboutins, demanded to be seated.

Fortunately, following a well-lubricated, three-hour lunch, a compromise was reached.

Contrary to what you might imagine, the dispute was not about deciding between Richard Blais and Stephanie Izard, both competent and likable individuals. Miss XaXa argued (and continues to argue) that Stephanie is her favorite, the one she’d most like to take out for duck confit and wine. And yet, as likable as Stephanie and Richard are, there was another contender, and for the sake of blog unity we had to consider who had been the best for the blog. Who was the most fun to write about, who gave us the most material (just look at all the posts we wrote), who could not ever open his mouth without pearls—nay, entire pearl necklaces—of smarm falling out?

The choice was clear.

And so, sports fans—er, possums—even though we were not his favorite, he is ours. Amuse-Biatch is proud to endorse Ryan Scott for fan favorite.

6 comments:

David Dust said...

We all know this must have been a long and hard journey for you both. A grateful nation thanks you for your service and sacrifice.

David Dust said...

"...YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!! ..."

Anonymous said...

i doubt anyone could say "yes he can" in reference to ryan's skills. much like he thought richard was giving him a compliment i'm sure he'll get this wrong too. this is by far the best endorsement of the week.

hughman said...

think how many election winners are men with beards.

Riley Merrick said...

Should Ryan really be handed $10,000 for being a Big Fat Liar? Granted, he's done a lot to merit references here, but still...

Anonymous said...

Ryan:
Rule no.1: After the second case of Coronas, don't let that bitch take advantage of you.