Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Amuse-Biatch Heterosexual Wednesday: Is This Sam Talbot’s Little Arepa?




























Possums, our search for a photie of Sam Talbot’s Colombian fiancée--the mysterious Paola Guerro, or is it Paola Guerra, or is it Paola Guerrero?--had proved fruitless and exasperating, the hunt for the elusive arepa. But then we came across a find by a commenter on Eater, namely the photo above, which, in its original state on Flickr, is labeled Paola Guerrero - Wilhelmina New York (as you may know, possums, Wilhelmina is a renowned modeling agency).

We're inclined to believe this might be the one. The future Mrs. Talbot is a model, sayeth Sam, and this Paola is a model. As we noted earlier, the announcement on People's website, written by someone Latino-deficient, couldn't decide if the woman's surname is Guerro (never come across it before) or Guerra (much more plausible). But if Paola's last name is really Guerrero, that would explain "Guerro" as a typo by someone Latino-deficient. And if this is the future Mrs. Talbot, pues ¡ay Dios mío!

However, we could not help but notice that there are a number of commenters on the Eater post who have a female friend who thought she was due to get the thumb-ring any day now. But surely Sam couldn't be such a cad? Right, possums? Right? Besides, whether her last name is Guerra ("war") or Guerrero ("warrior"), the future Mrs. T looks like she's quite a contender.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh and here is the skivvy for all of your readers. Sam has been dating Tara for 6 months. He and me have been f'in every other week for about 8 months. He's also been with Paola and countless other women for god knows how long.

Paola knows (she even knows that i did him 2 days before her b-day party) and tara found out this weekend.

Good for her though she landed herself quite a man! Better keep him on the leash or you'll catch crabs.

Anonymous said...

let's get the facts straight...for the previous poster...tara and sam dated from december to june. they spent almost every night of the week together until the end of may, and traveled to charleston, puerto rico, alaska, coachella, and more together. he was probably cheating the whole time...but the i love you's, and i wanna marry you's were definitely flying the whole time. tara's better off!

Anonymous said...

my friend was dating sam and seeing him every night from about january to april, when she figured him out. The trips tara didn't go on, she did. its crazy that tara was so out of the loop, because we used to see texts he was sending here while we were all out together. he even called her his "crazy ex girlfriend" and said she was stalking him... i feel bad for tara, and even worse for paola - she's probably knocked up

Anonymous said...

the last poster has no idea what they are talking about. tara was with him almost every night from dec to may...she was not the "crazy ex"...and stayed at surf lodge this summer too...tara went on the trips with him for sure...i saw all the pics of them on facebook, etc. the lies floating around are insane.

Anonymous said...

On a Wednesday even. You guys are too much!

hughman said...

OMG!!! straight people are so funny!

Nick said...

This was posted on eater

"This comment goes out to all the girls who have really slept with Sam Talbot in the past months. My friend had been seeing him for a while and she just found out that she has an STD. They did have unprotected sex so there is a good chance that even though he's not showing symptoms now he could be a carrier. I would strongly urge anyone that has been in sexual contact with him to go get tested."

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