Monday, August 18, 2008

Amuse-Biatch Heterosexual Monday: Season 5 Guest Judge Dayana Mendoza Universally Acknowledged to Give Padma Lakshmi a Run for Her Bikini'd Money






















Ah, possums, another beauty queen, another nekkid pic scandal. Only this time she looks to be a Top Chef guest judge as well. Imagine that. After all this time, another occupant at Judges' Table with a portfolio of "arty" black and white shots!

So, this is the newly crowned Miss Universe, Dayana (pronounced, √† l’am√©ricaine, “Diana”) Mendoza, who recently filmed an episode of the upcoming season of Top Chef in which the cheftestants had to cook for an AIDS charity benefit. You will no doubt be relieved to discover that the "arty" photographs, discovered after her coronation, will not cost Dayana her rhinestone crown, though they are sure to win her many a loyal subject in the Top Chef audience.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is that giant hissing sound I hear? I can't wait 'til this episode airs. Oh please, please, please have Bravo make this a jello or whipped cream challenge...

Buzz Kill said...

Charlus - Did you see this?

http://www.bravotv.com/Top_Chef/season/4/blogs/index.php?blog=top_chef_the_tour

Charlus said...

Thanks, Buzz. Yes, I had seen that; I'm working on a post about it. Gracias for keeping your eyes open; we always appreciate tidbits.