No wonder the poor man kept looking to his left.
It reminds us of a terrible joke one of our high school teachers told us from his Mormon missionary days in France, and that Jacques might know: Pourquoi un soutien-gorge est-il comme le paradis? Parce que les seins y sont. (Why is a bra like Paradise? Because that’s where the breasts are.). It turns on the fact that the French word for saints, “saints” is pronounced very much like the French word for breasts, “seins.”
Anyway, Padma, for God’s sake, the man is 73. Oh wait, never mind, that’s her target age range.
Still, you’ll have to fight Carla, since she and Jacques are like this.