Gail, Gail, Gail.
Even if nothing else during the episode had worked, the return of Gail Simmons would have been enough. In Hootie’s words, “Love ya, girl!”
But that was actually quite a tasty episode. We got: Carla winning the challenge (and a car, and bemoaning the unreliable character of men’s promises in a "Bessie Smith does Much Ado About Nothing" soliloquy); the return of Leah Cohen (who apparently learnt how to use make-up in the interim); Fabio's pink scarf and mohawk; Carla's new hair; our little longer-haired scallop Jamie Lauren (though she went a tad overboard on the Miss Clairol or the lemon juice); Jeff’s chance at redemption (sadly, no more treasure-trail shots by cameramen intent on objectifying him); “a butt-rubbing contest”; Stefabio forcibly separated; Carla's beautiful table manners; more phallocentric taunting of Hosea (just what does Stefan know? Did he see Hosea naked in the bathroom?); Padma looking like a mail-order whore in a Sergio Leone western; Fabio revealing that he’s watched masked porn; Jeff McInnis mispronouncing “chipotle”; Stefan as Mr. Grits; a patient, inoffensive, and understanding Emeril Lagasse; and Gail, Gail, Gail.
Oh, and as you can see from the picture above, Stefan actually did help Carla shuck her oysters. So much for the soulless villain.
6 comments:
What happened to Stefan? He got fat!
chipolte? hey that's how bobby flay says it!
i am gonna miss me some jeff, fabio and jamie.
go hootie!
Stefan just plays an asshole on TV.
So Stefan is an 'actor' as well as chef??? Anon 12:13???
Thanks for showing that Stefan did help. Not the first time he's thrown in and helped other contestants - despite how he's shown, he does seem to be a good team player. yay! Still Team Carla, though.
Just want to point out, and I posted this on Richard Blais's blog to bust his chops, that he said early on that a caterer (among others)would NEVER win Top Chef. Unless douchebag Hosea pulls it out, Blais is going to have to EAT his words!
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