Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Sometimes We Question the Taste Level of American Straight Women

Possums, some of our best friends are straight American women, so don't take this as a knock. And we are acolytes of the cult of duck fat (pommes sarladaises and duck confit, anyone?), so we'll give Sam "I'd make love in duck fat" Talbot some points, but seriously, what do y'all see in him? We look at that frightening eyebrow and that surly mouth, and we just don't get it. Straight women of America, feel free to enlighten us.

Fauxmicah?

As you know, possums, Amuse-Biatch always loves a li'l' tinfoil hat action, and we are wondering whether there might be something in a mysterious comment left on The Gals' blog by one "AJ" regarding cheftestant Micah Edelstein, the behatted one with the South African accent:

"micah grew up in massachusetts, and left after high school. her accent is completely fake. i went to grade, middle, and high school with her."

Now, we've known a goodly number of South Africans in our time (Melktart, anyone?), and we have to say that her accent sounds pretty damned convincing. (What sayeth Kara Janx, South Africa's official ambassador to Bravo?) And if it's fake, well, call up Meryl Streep.

At any rate, "AJ," back up your charge, possum. Send us, for example, Micah's yearbook picture. Let us see the Goth proto-Demi Moore in all her teenaged, prom picture glory. Otherwise, all that's fake is this kind of accusation. You know where to find us.