Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Sometimes We Question the Taste Level of American Straight Women
















Possums, some of our best friends are straight American women, so don't take this as a knock. And we are acolytes of the cult of duck fat (pommes sarladaises and duck confit, anyone?), so we'll give Sam "I'd make love in duck fat" Talbot some points, but seriously, what do y'all see in him? We look at that frightening eyebrow and that surly mouth, and we just don't get it. Straight women of America, feel free to enlighten us.

10 comments:

mumblesalot (Laura A) said...

Hmm good question. He doesn't do it for me. He isn't bad looking but something about him just seems babyish,

Anonymous said...

I can't stand his mouth and I'm glad someone else sees it to. It looks like it's been affected by all the pickling. It looks like it belongs on another part of his body.

txvoodoo said...

The boy is smokin! I've heard that he IS shy, too, so that adds to it.

Anonymous said...

You gotta take in the whole package, not just focus on parts. First few season 2 episodes I could not get over that greasy hairdo. Now I see a very masculine, and devilishly sexy tall guy next door. Sure he isn't clean shaven or rippling with muscles, but you gotta love the total package as the ladies out there can attest. Something about him screams take care of me, but I can take care of you too.

Anonymous said...

I thought he was cute at first (something appealing about the original femme hairdo), but he was so cowardly, mean, and babyish that he lost his appeal, and now that weakness is what I see when I look at him.

Ms. Place said...

It's not about the face, dahling. All men look the same in the dark, if you get my drift, but they do not necessarily feel, er, equal. Methinks Sam is all about possibilities. Having said that, I prefer them studly, hefty, and cave mannish like Tom. Yum.

mumblesalot (Laura A) said...

That explains why I am not attracted. Something does scream "take care of me" . A job well suited for the mothering type.

Anonymous said...

You think only straight women like Sammy? He's quite appealing to myself and several gay men I've talked to. Short hair, rat's nest hair, no hair, who cares. Beautiful eyes, long lean body, nice rumbly voice, might JUST consider a roll with a guy...

Anonymous said...

that man is walking sex.. enough said.. and a freak in bed! :p

Anonymous said...

No question, he is hot. I can't even believe there is a debate about this.