Friday, January 26, 2007

Exclusive! Amuse-Biatch Paparazzo Turns "Hall" Monitor





















Reader and part-time paparazzo Laz was in Las Vegas today for his weekly chips, convertibles and Cointreau go-go boy extravaganza when he happened on something. Driving through a side street, he heard the very loud (if tinny) strains of Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes." As a Peter Gabriel fan, nay, connoisseur, Laz was intrigued. He drove closer to the source of the music, and his nostrils were assailed by the unmistakable scents of saffron and garlic.

And then Laz saw him. There, in front of Marcel Vigneron's residence, stood Ilan Hall, unshaven, having just quit his job at Casa Mono and driven for two days to Las Vegas. On the trunk of his rental car rested a still-steaming and symbolic pan of paella, and hoisted on his shoulder was a boombox, blaring out the heart-tugging Peter Gabriel chanson.

Though transfixed (and not a little touched) by the tender spectacle, Laz had enough presence of mind to whip out his cell phone and take this shot, which he then forwarded to us. We have only to thank Laz for his tenacity, and to wonder, What will Gary and Kenny have to say about this? Miss XaXa in turn wonders, "Can sweet, sweet saffron foam be far behind?"

8 comments:

The Big Shamu said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Marius said...

Oh, if only that were true.

Anonymous said...

haha soo clever! loves it

Anonymous said...

that is so funny, you guys are awesome. whenever you mock elia's accent, i laugh out loud. i loved the whole "peter pipair peeked" thing and the "heepo." she turned into such a better wretch though, quel dommage. and you bring me to another point, your french is so good! i'm nearly fluent and i always see errors on american sites, so you guys really impress me! once on his blog tim gunn had an upside down circonflex on the u in "gout." more praise to come (and i'm picky), gaby

Anonymous said...

ilan is a smarmy lowlife nasty excuse for a human being. ilan if you read this imo your a snake and should crawl back under the rock you slithered out from under, FREAK.

potty mouth princess said...

Oh good lord, I spit stuff.

Absofuckinglutely hilarious.

PeachPie said...

"...In your eyes, the light the heat..."

eric3000 said...

I so want this to be true!