Friday, January 26, 2007

"Best Week Ever" Kettle Calling Padma Lakshmi Pothead















Possums, we had quite the coughing fit (from the smoke, bien sûr) when we read a shocking allegation about Padma on the Best Week Ever blog. Selon the BWE kidders' exclusive!:
According to a source who worked on the set of Top Chef, the ex-model turned trophy wife turned hostess Padma Lakshmi allegedly enjoys smoking pot on set, giving a whole new meaning to the term “Quickfire Challenge” — see, cause she’s allegedly lighting up a joint instead of a stove! Anyway. Exactly how often this happened is disputed, though we were assured it was allegedly “fairly regularly.”
We're shocked, possums, shocked. We knew she had said "No!" to fashion sense, and we thought she had also said "No!" to drugs. Miss XaXa wonders, "Is this why Michael "Beer Bong" Midgley stayed on the show so long?"

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like, seriously, this show has been Padma's own like, exxxceeelllllent adventure, like, dude, you know?

Does anyone else have the munchies!?!

Anonymous said...

Can you blame her? She's married to that ugly old goat Salman Rushdie. I'd be getting baked all the time too. Whatever gets you through the day, babe.

Tad said...
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Tad said...

now we know we why nothing she said ever, ever had value or meaning behind it, and also why she always talked so slow and catonic. padma once said: 'i could have eaten handfuls and handfuls of that popcorn!' seriously babe, if that's the best you can add to the judges table, i think you should pack your knives and go.

Anonymous said...

interesting.

Anonymous said...

It's an appetite supressant. I mean ALL that food, the girl has to find a way to maintain her figure.

Anonymous said...

She does look stoned half the time. That would explain her wardrobe too. She must be high to dress that way. And she talks too slowly, like she's baked. No wonder none of the chefs respect her.

Jesse said...

I have to admit this makes me like her quite a bit more even though she is an idiot.

Victoria said...

This puts her "Don't bogart that dish" comment in perspective, no?

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:46 What have YOU been smokin?
Appetite supressant? LMAO!

hughman said...

well it certainly makes watching the reruns more interesting. on the hawaii episode she was really getting all macy grey at the judging table. i thought she was just going to nod off onto the table. (which would have been SO COOL!)

PeachPie said...

Well, it IS one way to rev up the appetite enough to want to eat cat spit, right?

trill42 said...

That could explain why she seemed so slow-witted during her recent interview with Jimmy Kimmel. I just thought she was incredibly stupid. Let's not be too quick to rule out either explanation; she could be very dumb and a pothead.

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only one who thought she was wigged out all the time