Friday, August 24, 2007

Is Casey “Beaver Boots” Thompson the “Top Chef” Typhoid Mary?

That was the question on our mind, possums, as we watched this week's episode.

In part it was prompted by our sighting of Casey's greatest and worst legacy, Lia Bardeen (the woman Colette might have named and imagined). As soon as Casey taught her how to straighten out (her hair) and made her into a "friend for life," boom! Lia was pykagged.

And this week Casey announced that she and Tre had become like "brother" and sister, and boom! Tre was pykagged.

If twice is a coincidence and three times a trend, we'll just have to wait until next week for confirmation. Just be careful, Dale; don't change hags in midstream, or it may cost you dearly.

However, there was one more reason we were focused on Casey during this week's episode. On her MySpace page, ole Beaver Boots says the people she would like to meet are "Bill Clinton and Madonna. Hopefully one day, Jesus."

We have to say, she's not doing too badly when it comes to her goals. This week she met Madonna's brother, and isn't that almost as good? And judging by the photos on her MySpace page and by the city she lives in, it looks like she might already know somebody named Jesús. That only leaves Clinton, and with her looks and television exposure, that shouldn't be too hard.

12 comments:

frogboots said...

why does everyone rave about Casey's looks? I mean yes, she's pretty, but it's in the boring old constructed way that every third college undergrad is pretty. Without her makeup and highlights and accessories, Casey would look like any other averagely attractive girl.

but evidently, she does have the palate of the gods. there's a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to look too much for it....

Anonymous said...

"Lia Bardeen (the woman Colette might have named and imagined)"

i laughed out loud, hysterically, at my computer! i love you guys! i, too, am passionate about french literature and top chef, and it's rare that someone has both interests, so keep it up guys!

--gaby

The Big Shamu said...

You are very bad little possums. Bad!

george said...

hear hear frogboots. every time i hear someone go gaga over casey i throw up a little in my mouth. it's playing hell with the enamel on my teeth. give me hung, tre and lia over cj, brian and casey anyday.

Teighlor said...

I'm with Frogboots. Casey looks like an out-of-work J.C. Penney's catalog model. If she loses, I picture her turning into Martha in "Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf?" OR working the cafeteria at BYU.

lyla said...

i thought the EXACT same thing when i saw top chef this week - casey's friendship is like the kiss of death. maybe the producers are trying to warn america?

PeachPie said...

Run Dale, RUN!

Java Junkie said...

You are most evil - one of the many reasons I love you!

hughman said...

casry is defineatly the jennifer anniston of the bunch. not as funny as lisa kudrow or as quirky as courtney. she's the second hag - the one you call when the first one is on a real date. pretty enough to distract but not too pretty to drop when you get a hook-up.

Anonymous said...

I said the SAME thing about Casey as frogboots, only I said "she looks like every third girl you'll find in an afternoon spent at the Dallas Galleria."

You know, the kind of girl that would spend an entire paycheck on a hideous Dooney bag from Dillard's because she thinks THAT'S high-end.....

eric3000 said...

I mentioned the same thing over on my post; Casey curses everyone she gets near. LOL! Lia and Tre were the only ones that immediately came to mind but I'm sure if we went back over the past episodes we would find that she was responsible for getting everyone kicked off the show. I really don't know how Dale has survived.

Anonymous said...

She's the "Beaver Boots Widow".