Thursday, August 16, 2007

Madge of Dishonor: Gay Cheftestant and Bisexual Villain Bitchslapped by Undercover Brother
















Oh the homo-anity, possums!

As Andy Towle is reporting, on this week's episode the cheftestants had to deal with both an undercover blogger and an undercover brother.

Yes, possums, the pudgy queen who complained that Sara Mair's lamb tasted like metal and who euthanized a vanilla candle with a napkin on the floor is none other than Madonna's brother, Christopher Ciccone. Evidently, the awful doesn't fall far from the tree.

Not that we're complaining, mind you. If nothing else, this was a priceless exchange:

Man Living Perennially in Bitch-Goddess Sister's Shadow: If that's a vegetable medley, I'm a monkey.
Dale Levitski
: I will let Miss Sara know.

It's like dialogue from a lost Samuel Beckett play, Waiting for Risotto, as rewritten by All About Eve-era Joseph L. Mankiewicz.

Our only disappointment? That the Ciccone monkey got nowhere near Hung Huynh's oft-invoked ape.

6 comments:

charmingdinnerguest said...

I was wondering why that "random" diner was getting so much camera time.
He seems filled with unwarranted self-importance.

ArtfulSub said...

Good detective work! I loved that guy. Best guest ever and better than most of the Judges.

hughman said...

this is like a picture of a joke :

"Q ; how many gays does it take to hang an awkardly shaped mirror?

A : None because one is already Hung!"

Ms. Place said...

Wondered who the A*hole was. Thanks for the illumination. And Hughman, hardyharhar lol!

PeachPie said...

Ahhh... so THAT'S the asshole. I wanted to bitch slap him then, and even more so, now.

So... what, Chris? Being a clinger-on-er relative of someone famous entitles you to be a dickwad? What's HIS talent?

eric3000 said...

"It's like dialogue from a lost Samuel Beckett play, Waiting for Risotto, as rewritten by All About Eve-era Joseph L. Mankiewicz."

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking! LOL!