Sad but true, possums. It seems we are not the only ones who have come to appreciate cheftestant Casey Thompson for her impeccable sense of geography, and her prize-worthy efforts on behalf of hawtness for her work with a hair dryer and Lia Bardeen.
And so we are happy to introduce you to The Chef Casey Thompson Fan Club! [sic]. The Fan Club! is full of fascinating details. The About Casey! [sic] section, for example, informs us that Casey used to work "Marketing Jet Fuel"! (exclamation point added by us).
Most intriguingly, the Fan Club! appears to have inside information. As today's post reminds us: "Tonight’s the Night! A real, new Top Chef tonight! My sources tell me it’s gonna be a doosey! [sic]"
Our curiosity is certainly piqued. After all, given that the meek inherit the earth only in the Bible and never on Top Chef, we figured that walking tear duct Casey or Sara Nguyen would be DiSpirito'd tonight. But surely the Fan Club! wouldn't have called the episode a doozy if Casey were going to be cut. Therefore, Casey must be safe.
Of course, the similarly competent spelling on the Fan Club!'s site and in the comment left by "Casey Thompson" that we mentioned yesterday gave us pause. But nah. Even we're not that suspicious.
Anyway, Fan Club!, do let us know when the meetings at the club house take place, and we'll bring the French toast!