Monday, September 24, 2007

Amuse-Biatch Heterosexual Monday: Padma Lakshmi has finally "run through [her] summer wardrobe"

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Padma has spent too much time in New York: "I got your tuna fish right here!"

Anonymous said...

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't her scar on the wrong arm? Whats up with that?

Anonymous said...

You're right, her scar is on the wrong arm. The negative must have been reversed.

Charlus, where DO you get all these tasteless pictures of Padma? I had never heard of her before TC--although I did think it funny that in "Midnight's Children," written when Padma L. was just a little girl, Rushdie had named a character Padma, referred to by the narrator as "my little dung-blossom" (IIRC). So I think of her as this cultivated, quasi-literary cookbook author, kind of like Ina Garten, but then I am confronted with shot after astoundingly modesty-free shot of her glistening flesh. And, here, quite the Brazilian bikini wax. Yikes!

cb said...

there's something really just ICKY about the way Padma's hand is placed over her brazilian bikini wax. it's not sexy; it looks ... just kind of gross. and creepy.

ugh.

ArtfulSub said...

Yuck. Contrary to popular belief, some Heterosexuals have taste.

The Big Shamu said...

Girlfriend does enjoy stripping down to nothin' at the flash of a camera.
When is she on Watch What Happens again?

Anonymous said...

i used to hold mine like that when i was little and had to pee.

Anonymous said...

“I’ve basically dressed the same since I was 15."

Anonymous said...

This was reversed. I found Charlus's tasteless picture site for Padma. Please don't enter this site, if nudity offends you (not to mention bad clothing choices).
http://www.eforu.com/cgi-bin/clickthru.pl?S62059

hughman said...

there are so many things wrong with this picture. kneading the breasts down to hip level, stuffing the peesh with the fingers, the sketchy angel's wings. her propensity for these pics, the old man/husband and the constant toking of the weed all point to some deeper issues.

on the plus side, this pic might turn CJ more gay.

Anonymous said...

That is the most ridiculous supposed-to-be erotic photo I've ever seen. The hand over the va-jay-jay is particularly silly. I've tried to develop a girl-crush on Padma, but pictures like this are really turning me off.

PeachPie said...

I wish I was a hacker. I'd LOVE to somehow sneak this on to Bravos site.

Anonymous said...

God. Remind me of why she's hosting Top Chef again? Can we have a judge with less cheesecake & more credibility?

mumblesalot (Laura A) said...

"I heard she can cook."

Anonymous said...

Still convinced she is a tranny! Just don't see how soo many can be in denial. She should just fess up and be proud.

MooPig_Wisdom said...

"What's in your Salad?" asks miBwana Dik.
"Hmm.. smell like essence of ass," replies moBwana Duk.

Anonymous said...

Everyone on her is frigg'n bizarre. She's a totally beautiful woman who has a successful career and a totally hot body. So what if she has a scar. It's her trademark. She's a terrific TV host and a great cook. I think she's got a whole lot more going on than any of you!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to put my fingers in her butt and then lick off the poo.

Anonymous said...

what a load of jealous biatches on here. THis chick is or was hotter than sin, that's why she was a supermodel. Trust me, I'm a picky guy, and this chick is smoking hot and you're not. Lots of pictures are stupid, and this one is, and lots of models are stupid or at least stupidly self-absorbed, and shes that too. Everything's been laid at her feet. Anyway, shes getting crusty now, so the uglies can attack her for that.