Monday, September 10, 2007

Unpack Your Knives and Go Off: Howie Kleinberg a Knife-Throwing Maniac? Say It Ain't So














Possums, we're shocked--shocked!--that meek-as-a-lamb Howie Kleinberg may have thrown the mother of all Top Chef fits.

Our pal Josh at Grub Street has spoken to an on-set source who says that, after being pykagged, Howie went, but he didn't exactly pack his knives. Rather, according to Josh's source, "after walking off the set, Howie hurled his knives in a room full of crew members before storming out to a parking lot."

Fortunately, though, crew-member carpaccio was not on the menu. Come on, Raggaydy Andy--on the next "Watch What Happens" special, show us Howie the Homicidal's magnificent knife-throwing skills.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps a wee bit of an anger-management issue?

What a yutz.

Java Junkie said...

If the Howie tantrum is half as good as Vincent's PR shirt rant on that poor PA it would up the ratings significantly...

PeachPie said...

Dayum!

I'll bet a million bucks he was envisioning Padma.

Sheesh, dude needs to relax.

hughman said...

as befits most men who act overly macho like Howie, i'm sure we can guess how small and ineffectual his little knives are.

Anonymous said...

Typical fucking Jew

Gabriela said...

I have just met Howie. I am not from the US so I didn't know he existed... till now. I like him so much, I find him so hot, so masculine... He really turns me on... And I would like to see him cooking and sweating in the kitchen (everybody speaks about his sweaty head and I would like to see it!!). But unfortunately I have failed to find any video of him on Youtube. Can anyone please tell me where I can see any good-quality video of that incredible source of testosterone in a cook suit? Or maybe some high-resolution pictures of him? Thanks!! Gabriela.