Yes, possums, 'tis true.
As Dale Levitski reveals in this otherwise innocuous interview, in addition to being chased down the street by everyone whose boyfriend he is supposed to be, he has been caught in a den of sin:
"I pretty much get recognized every where I go... I guess I'm a pretty recognizable person." Dale, who admits to very rarely cooking for himself, said his popularity has gotten him into a bit of trouble. "I got busted at Taco Bell twice... this girl said, 'You can cook better than this!'"
So you see, possums, Dale, in the end, is a not-so-secret Taco Belle.
"Well," said Miss XaXa, "isn't that what he would be anyway if he married you?"
We declined to answer, other than to affirm, "Yo quiero Taco Dale," and to warn, "He'd better not be seen anywhere near your chalupa." There is, after all, a difference between thinking outside the bun and, well, never mind....
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And the list of suitors grows and grows. My poor gay boyfriend, if you need a place to hide out and vet all these marriage proposals, dial my digits.
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