After Being Whole-Fried and Turned into Tacos by the Judges, Eugene Villiatora and Melissa Harrison Are Sent to Sleep with the Fishes

Cherchez la Femme: Mrs. Eugene Villiatora

Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Eugene Villiatora in Shocking “Lost” Spoiler—They DID Move the Island!

Attack of the Turkey Guys: Bravo Reveals Itself as a Comma Chameleon

Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Fabio Viviani, Who “Love Hot Dog,” Asks Eugene Villiatora to Demonstrate “How Make Hot Dog”

Was “Top Chef” in the Tank for Barack Obama?

To wit:

“You know what? This troublemaker from a little rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean did something with his life.”

Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: The Chip on Eugene Villiatora's Shoulder About Culinary School Grows Too Heavy for Shoulder, Needs Its Own Cooler