Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Eugene Villiatora in Shocking “Lost” Spoiler—They DID Move the Island!

Was “Top Chef” in the Tank for Barack Obama?

To wit:

“You know what? This troublemaker from a little rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean did something with his life.”

Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: The Chip on Eugene Villiatora's Shoulder About Culinary School Grows Too Heavy for Shoulder, Needs Its Own Cooler