Thursday, May 01, 2008

Hobbit Finally Finds the Ring

















Well, possums, Mark Simmons may feel that Tom Colicchio doesn't like him, but, fortunately for him, it seems that he finally has found someone who does. In his interview with BuddyTV, Mark announces that he got married almost a week ago.

It's a shame he couldn't have waited for the "Wedding Wars" episode, but our congratulations go out to Mark and the missus. Andrew "Fatboy Slim" D'Ambrosi attended the wedding, perhaps in defiance of the constant vigilance of Big Bravoer (because, apparently, cheftestants are not supposed to have contact with each other between their departure and the finale). No word on whether fellow mermaid Spike Mendelsohn was a guest. Which reminds us: Just a word of caution, Mark, possum; marriage (to a woman) means you can no longer take champagne bubble baths with men.

5 comments:

hughman said...

well in the interview it doesn't say he married a WOMAN, does it?

eric3000 said...

"marriage (to a woman) means you can no longer take champagne bubble baths with men."

Well, that's a terrible rule!

Anonymous said...

Soeaking of Brave defiance - saw Ryan and Eric out closing down a bar in SF a couple weeks ago though. They were in wasty pants "you're my bestest friend ever!" mode.

I'm a snitch! But it was pretty funny ...

hughman said...

Ryan and Eric? LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

which bar in SF was it? Badlands?

Anonymous said...

Le Colonial.