Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Is There an Amuse-Biatch “Top Chef” Curse?
















Well, possums, perhaps it serves us right for being so immodestly pleased that, as shown above, our endorsement of Carla Hall for the title of Fan Favorite (and its attendant prize of 10,000 scallop shells) is going to be shown on tomorrow night’s Reunion Show. Caught and held fast in the gauzy web born of the Gail Simmons giggles we inspired, we failed to think our usual pessimistic thoughts.

Fortunately, one of the properly cynical possums, watching the second video’s bit on the “birthday curse,” suggested that there might be an Amuse-Biatch curse as well, at least where Fan Favorites are concerned.

A curse? Sure, “fan site” is not exactly how we would refer to this endeavor (“cyber scratching post,” or “tiny, clawed fist shaken in the general direction of the aspirational reality tv panopticon” might be more to our liking), but a curse?

But the Santayana-quote-wielding possum was merciless in her remembrance of things past. We were reminded that during Season 2, we endorsed Carlos Fernandez, only to have him lose to Sam “Not That Guy” Talbot. During Season 3, we endorsed Dale Levitski, only to have the title won by Casey “Beaver Boots” Thompson, a title she might not win again if the voting were held today. During Season 4, we endorsed perhaps the biggest fan this website has ever had, self-proclaimed metrosexual and logorrhea sufferer, Ryan “Chicken Piccata” Scott, but the fans chose Stephanie Izard instead.

We must face the very real possibility, then, that in endorsing Carla for Fan Favorite we inadvertently doomed her chances of success, putting us in the company of none other than Dick Cheney. Just great. Why, oh why, didn’t we endorse Ariane “Silencer of the Lambs” Duarte? Why?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn it, the curse continues!

Anonymous said...

Rat Bastards you fucked our girl!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, wow.

Damnit.

You should have endorsed Jill!

Poor Carla

Big Shamu said...

Would it have been so hard to actually attributed your blog instead of just calling some vague "fan site". Andy, Andy, Andy. Give credit where credit is due.
(Do watch out though, my sweet Charlus, that the Bravo Police don't go after you like the AP is going after Shepherd Ferry)

Nicholas. said...

Oh no there is a curse!! I really thought Carla was going to win too!

And I think I am the only one who thought Fabio was annoying.